Today we have an absolutely amazing post from Kimber Vale… her songwriter character made up a song!
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Hi, everyone! I’m Chance Ralan, lead singer for Armageddon Showdown. I’m stoked to be here today to share a little holiday ditty I wrote for the love of my life, my husband-to-be, Alex Bremen. So…without further ado…strums a C chord on his Gretsch acoustic guitar and clears his throat…
On the first day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me a cheesy ornament that says “Rock Stars Do it Best” for our tree.
On the second day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me two latex gloves (for picking up dog shit) and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the third day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me three French kisses, two latex gloves, and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me four calling cards (the international kind for when we go on our European tour next month and Alex is shooting his anti-bullying film in the U.S.), three French kisses, two latex gloves, and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me five golden rings (two hoops for my nipples, one for my taint, and diamond studs for my ears). And a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me six ways of layin’ (there were more in the book but we ran out of steam after six—there’s always tomorrow), five golden rings, four calling cards, three French kisses, two latex gloves, and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me seven days of swimming (on Kahanamoku Beach in Oahu, Hawaii for our vacation together after my tour ends—Can’t freakin’ wait!), six ways of layin’, five golden rings, four calling cards, three French kisses, two latex gloves, and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
<Stops for a second to take a sip of water>
Damn this song gets tedious. Okay. Where were we? Oh, yeah. Eight.
On the eighth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me eight homemade milk chocolates (lollypops that I always used to get in my stocking as a kid that he special ordered from a little shop in New York because he’s awesome and sweet like that), seven days of swimming, six ways of layin’, blah, blah, blah. You get the idea.
On the ninth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me nine hours of dancing (lessons so we won’t embarrass ourselves at our wedding in the fall. Yeah—so much for that plan). Eight homemade milk chocolates, seven days of swimming. You know the deal by now. And a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me ten hordes a creeping (in the form of the first three seasons of “Walking Dead” on DVD). Nine hours of dancin’, eight homemade chocolates, seven days of swimming, six ways of layin’, five golden rings, four calling cards, three French kisses, two latex gloves, and a cheesy ornament for our tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me eleven pipers piping on this amazing Celtic metal CD I’d never even heard of before. What are they called again? You’re gonna love this band! Freakin’ bagpipes, and electric guitar, and fuckin’ amazing drummers. Bridge Trolls! That’s their name. Crazy ass good!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me twelve hummers humming…
Hey, a guy can always hope. Christmas magic and everything, right?
Alex punches Chance.
Alex–Nice try, you pig.
Chance–Come on! Where’s your giving spirit?
Alex–Oh, I’ll give you something, alright. <Slaps the back of one hand on his other palm threateningly.>
Chance–Love ya, babe. <Leans over to kiss him.> All I want for Christmas is you.
Alex–Awww. Get over here you big, dumb jerk.
<Fade to black.>
Bio: Kimber Vale writes erotic romance of all stripes, from hetero sci-fi to hot manlove (under K. Vale). Come for the sex. Stay for the story. Find her on Facebook and Twitter @kimbervale and keep up with her latest releases and occasional freebies at www.kimbervale.com.
Kimber Vale on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Kimber-Vale/e/B006HMAY06/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1385995671&sr=1-2-ent
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If you love someone, set him free. If he steals something of yours, hunt him down and make him sorry.
Alex Bremen is over Chance Ralan. Ever since his high school boyfriend ditched him nine years ago, Alex has barely thought of Chance at all. Sure, Alex attended a concert or two when his ex’s band, Armageddon Showdown, was in the area, but that was more curiosity than anything else. Who wouldn’t want to see firsthand how his once clean-cut boyfriend transformed into a pierced and tattooed heavy metal god?
But when Chance has the nerve to record a love song Alex wrote for him years ago, Alex crosses the country to confront him. Revenge becomes a dish best served sizzling hot. The two men lock horns, but find the chemistry between them has only intensified with time, and occasionally love needs to do some growing up before it can be done right.
That was fantastic! A facebook friend tried to do that last week and it turns out we can’t count past 2 so many congratulations! Book sounds great – I’m gonna have to unleash the one click finger aren’t I lol
Such a cute 12 Days of Christmas version!
Enjoyed Chance’s love ditty. Sounds like a good story. I will be checking out this “new to me” author.
I love these guys and day five is my fave
I’ll have t check this book out
loved the song! book sounds great.
Thanks so much for stopping by, all, and thanks for having me, Nix! 🙂
I liked day 5, my husband would have gone with day 12
I loved the song, I love m/m romances and I can’t friggin wait to read this book, so awesome. going put it on my wish list, 🙂
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Love the song. The book looks interesting also
I’ll have to check out Bridge Trolls. I love bagpipes 🙂
That post was awesome, I have added the book to my wishlist.
Oh, Silvia, I’m sorry to say I made them up! The good news is I found a number of fantastic hard-rocking bagpipe bands on YouTube while I was writing this post. 🙂 Someday I may make those Bridge Trolls as real as I can and give them their own book. 😉
Loved it! I cracked up laughing, I officially love Chance right now.